Yes the reports of my demise have been exaggerated. I know a few of you were getting worried that Mrs B had done a “Jordache” and buried me under the patio, but fear not – I’m still alive and well and the lack of blogging activity was due to my indolence. Speaking of the Jordache family you don’t seem to see much lesbian kissing on the telly anymore. Kat Deeley and Holly Willoughby work for me telly execs – make it happen.
As you may have read in Mrs B’s previous post, the demise of Los Fab happened a few weeks ago. We were both genuinely gutted about it because we seriously thought we were starting to make it work and we had compromised as much as we could with the cretinous little twerp club owner. I really can’t stress enough how much of a complete pair of numptys him and his musical director are. No really – they were a pair of totally clueless tossers with no idea at all about music or giving people what they want. I could go on for quite a while here but I reckon you’ve get the message. Wankers (them not you).
Anyway like most good things once they’ve gone everyone starts bitching about them not being there anymore – like me not blogging for example. I’m starting to lose count of the number of people who have expressed their disappointment at us not doing Los Fabulosos anymore as they had such a great time at the one they came to or had been too busy to come along in June, July and August due to their hectic summer working schedule. Los Fab is currently like a nice version of Leeds United – a sleeping giant – but unlike Leeds it doesn’t need a rich Arab to awake it from its slumber, just a new nightclub. So I’m on the lookout and we’re hoping to do at least one or two more in the next 3-4 weeks.
Watch this space….